Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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