no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
