my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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