everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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