I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
