she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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