how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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