where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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