Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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