I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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