But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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