I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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