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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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