Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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