You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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