I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Your tits are I can't wait for
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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