Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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