Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just invented taco cereal.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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