I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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