yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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