She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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