The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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