He is such a slut. More and more my type.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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