What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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