You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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