I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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