Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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