Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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