quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
