One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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