Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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