One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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