This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
