K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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