I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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