Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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