He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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