32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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