I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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