it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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