Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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