People in love make me want to vomit
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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