kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I did not marry a roomba.
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