yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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