He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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