Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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