and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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