Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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