What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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