I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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