Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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