im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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