Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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