whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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